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I just finished making hamburgers w/my pop-pop, and the dog stared w/puppy-eyes the whole time...screenname still won't work on this computer*grrr*...Billy says "why won't you try and kill her...all i want is my fair share..." in regards to killing Paris Hilton, and as always "hi", he also says "the dog says hi"Jenn wrote La on the board like 30 times while singing in Spanish. Mr. Hank said she needs help...that's really bad coming from Mr. Hank...lolcan't wait till friday night, or the dance on saturday...its gonna be fun guys...yeah...not sure what to write....hmmm...oh i know!!!!Here's another one of my "insightful philosophies":I know what makes the world go round, and it is chocolate my friends, chocolate.lol that was fun for 8 seconds...gonna go back upstairs now and cook fries...mmmmm...byeoh wait i almost forgot it's very important, we have to remember to show up tomorrow sober AND straight!!!

the wonderful world of tampons, motherly incest, peaches, and green pants

today i had to explain to Nick that the tampon despensers in the bathroom won't work unless you pay a dime. Nick was confused. We spent the rest of Newspaper discussing this. I eventually said that he should an article about this, being all obsessed and what-not, but he changed his mind. Jess also orgasimed while starring at some guys there.also we finally got to the part in Oedipus where Oedipus finds out that he killed his dad, married his mom, and had kids with his mom. 1-2-3-oh god!!!i got back to my grandparents house and made a peach cheesecake w/my pop-pop, but the top wouldn't spread out right, so i think we mixed it wrong or something...but it still tastes good...Billy says "we should all get together and kill Paris hilton" i think he hates her for some reasonMr. Hank had green pants on today...also one sentence said"Clara molesta mucho"....and we talked about Hocus Pocus *sings, come little children, i'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the time's come to play, here in my garden of magic* and about the flying dog (yes it is a flying dog Jenn) from the neverending story... i forgot to give my recommendation thing to the guidance office....mom's going to kill me...wait...no...she's in the caribbeanmy screenname thing still doesn't work on this computer...i don't know what else to write...oh well...

omg i finally...

omg i finally get a screenname that works and this stupid computer won't let me use it because the pop-up blocker thing won't let the im thing come up!*grrr* this sucks... billy wants to say "why can't they kill Paris Hilton and Nicole Hilton" and he also says "hi"anyway what was i doing???oh yeah complaining...i'm going to go insane here!!!my pop-pop won't watch anything but the news and they don't have a radio!!!!I'm going to go insane if i don't hear any good music soon!!!Plus this internet barely works*everyone around me gasps* and they don't have any good snacks and this isn't a good week for my moods anyway, but now as soon as i get here its "Kristin do your homework...Kristin stop drinking all the milk...Kristin stop feeding the dog cookies...Kristin stop yelling at Billy...Kristin stop trying to kill your brother..."*aaaahhhhh*if u guys wonder why i'm bitchy this week this might be why...ok got2 go were cutting the dog's birthday cake now (i'm not being sarcastic)

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yeah...so this week i'm at my mom-mom and pop-pop's house...and Bentley is there too(u know the dog) and he keeps barking at a squirrel whenever it passes by. It also happens to be the dog's birthday. he's 2....i seriuosly think mr.stull hates me. friday i forgot my article and he said don't bother turning it in monday b/c it won't count for anything. So i throw it out. then this morning i walk in and he asks me where's your article...wtf! he hates us all...or at least he hates me...also my ss teacher ms.sliben is so stupid. we got our tests back today and next to my one answer which was p, she crossed it out and said it was p...then the next text my answers are F then E. She crossed out F and wrote F. The she crossed out E wrote C then wrote E again and still took points off...Again I was right 3 times and she wrote the answers i had written down on my test which should have been a 100 not a 95...god it pisses me off when people don't beleive me when i'm right in the first place...that reminds me u guys for the 10,000th time, I WAS RIGHT YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!HONESTLY, YOU SHOULD BELEIVE ME B/C WHEN I KNOW I'M RIGHT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT, SO I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!!! ok...yeah...so ummmm...anyways i have to go now and see if my my screenname actually works on this ancient computer...

People should listen to me because i'm always right!

omg last night we almost died when we went to go bowling. 5 minutes after i get there this nazi-bitch lady threatens to call the cops on us. Then we go to Wal-Mart and Joey bought a giant pink ball. then we walk behind wal-mart as it gets foggier...and foggier...then the giant pink ball popped. then we decide to play hideandgoseek. Joey, Nick, Dena, and Erica are hiding. Me, Gina, Drew, and Jenn are seeking. So we walk up and down the street, w/the occasional car trying to run us over, looking for them. Like ten times i said "hey there's like 4 people running over there" and Jenn and Gina said "stop trying to scare us". So eventually we walk back up to wal-mart and wait for them to come back. They get there and say "we were running around like 10 times" Which means ,as always, I WAS RIGHT SO FUCK YOU GUYS!!!! ok I made my point. oh and after i told my dad the nazi-bitch lady wouldn't let us in my dad decided i need to get a cell phone, so yeah...but again, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU ALL KNEW IT, SO FUCK YOU, I WIN!!!!

Best Deal Ever!!

I found one of the best deals ever shopping yesterday...but first i want to say that i finally have a screenname(again)...today i also went shopping for a bag and shoes!!!And they were both on sale!!!And I actually like them...but now to the best deal ever...yesterday mom took me out to get a dress for homecoming, so I asked if we could go to Springfield Mall b/c it's cleaner and we went there. Then came the "fun" part: looking for a dress that isn't ugly and that fits me. so eventually we end up at charlotte russe right?right. i hadn't found anything yet and then a sign caught my eye that read "buy one get one for $1" so i wander over. I go through all the dresses and find two *gasp* i actually like. then i tried them on and *another gasp* they each fit perfectly...so i asked mom if i could get them both and noticing the sign, she said yes. so i was was getting two dresses, and one was going to be only a dollar. then we take them up to the cash register and they were both on clearence!!!and i got a free poncho w/one of the dresses!!!and I ended up buying two dresses in a store where most dresses are $100 for *drumroll* $21.00!!!!yay!!!

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i have a C in math!!!!*does happy dance in head* and i understood what i was doing in there today!!!That's the first time since 5th grade that's happened!!!i can't beleive what we're reading in english...its the play Oedipus...and it's about a guy named Oedipus...who kills his dad...and marries his mom...and has kids w/his mom...but doesn't know it was his dad that he killed, or that the mother of his children is also his mom...ewwwwwww....why are they making us read stuff like this...i get to go shopping tonight!!! *yet another happy dance inside head* and i don't have to spend any of my money!!!yeah... btw Billy wants to know why Paris Hilton, W., and Maroon 5 aren't dead yet...he also says hi...yeah i'm gonna go nowbuh-bye