the wonderful world of tampons, motherly incest, peaches, and green pants

today i had to explain to Nick that the tampon despensers in the bathroom won't work unless you pay a dime. Nick was confused. We spent the rest of Newspaper discussing this. I eventually said that he should an article about this, being all obsessed and what-not, but he changed his mind. Jess also orgasimed while starring at some guys there.also we finally got to the part in Oedipus where Oedipus finds out that he killed his dad, married his mom, and had kids with his mom. 1-2-3-oh god!!!i got back to my grandparents house and made a peach cheesecake w/my pop-pop, but the top wouldn't spread out right, so i think we mixed it wrong or something...but it still tastes good...Billy says "we should all get together and kill Paris hilton" i think he hates her for some reasonMr. Hank had green pants on today...also one sentence said"Clara molesta mucho"....and we talked about Hocus Pocus *sings, come little children, i'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the time's come to play, here in my garden of magic* and about the flying dog (yes it is a flying dog Jenn) from the neverending story... i forgot to give my recommendation thing to the guidance office....mom's going to kill me...wait...no...she's in the caribbeanmy screenname thing still doesn't work on this computer...i don't know what else to write...oh well...