Life's unanswered questions

1.Why would anyone get in a huge uber-fest over aron carter???2.Why does Tony Danza have a talkshow???3.Why are most disney vilians women???4.Why in horror films are the slashers 40 year old men or 10 year old girls???5.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???6.What does it mean to "chuck wood"???7.How long has the mold been in our embarrassment of an establishment we call school???8.Couldn't you just call baby geese baby geese instead of goslings???9.What did that guy from Full House do to make Alanis morisette so angry that she wrote "you oughta know"???10. What should he"oughta know"???thats all for now, but there will be more later...