the wonderful world of tampons, motherly incest, peaches, and green pants

today i had to explain to Nick that the tampon despensers in the bathroom won't work unless you pay a dime. Nick was confused. We spent the rest of Newspaper discussing this. I eventually said that he should an article about this, being all obsessed and what-not, but he changed his mind. Jess also orgasimed while starring at some guys there.also we finally got to the part in Oedipus where Oedipus finds out that he killed his dad, married his mom, and had kids with his mom. 1-2-3-oh god!!!i got back to my grandparents house and made a peach cheesecake w/my pop-pop, but the top wouldn't spread out right, so i think we mixed it wrong or something...but it still tastes good...Billy says "we should all get together and kill Paris hilton" i think he hates her for some reasonMr. Hank had green pants on today...also one sentence said"Clara molesta mucho"....and we talked about Hocus Pocus *sings, come little children, i'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the time's come to play, here in my garden of magic* and about the flying dog (yes it is a flying dog Jenn) from the neverending story... i forgot to give my recommendation thing to the guidance office....mom's going to kill me...wait...no...she's in the caribbeanmy screenname thing still doesn't work on this computer...i don't know what else to write...oh well...

omg i finally...

omg i finally get a screenname that works and this stupid computer won't let me use it because the pop-up blocker thing won't let the im thing come up!*grrr* this sucks... billy wants to say "why can't they kill Paris Hilton and Nicole Hilton" and he also says "hi"anyway what was i doing???oh yeah complaining...i'm going to go insane here!!!my pop-pop won't watch anything but the news and they don't have a radio!!!!I'm going to go insane if i don't hear any good music soon!!!Plus this internet barely works*everyone around me gasps* and they don't have any good snacks and this isn't a good week for my moods anyway, but now as soon as i get here its "Kristin do your homework...Kristin stop drinking all the milk...Kristin stop feeding the dog cookies...Kristin stop yelling at Billy...Kristin stop trying to kill your brother..."*aaaahhhhh*if u guys wonder why i'm bitchy this week this might be why...ok got2 go were cutting the dog's birthday cake now (i'm not being sarcastic)