the wonderful world of tampons, motherly incest, peaches, and green pants

today i had to explain to Nick that the tampon despensers in the bathroom won't work unless you pay a dime. Nick was confused. We spent the rest of Newspaper discussing this. I eventually said that he should an article about this, being all obsessed and what-not, but he changed his mind. Jess also orgasimed while starring at some guys there.also we finally got to the part in Oedipus where Oedipus finds out that he killed his dad, married his mom, and had kids with his mom. 1-2-3-oh god!!!i got back to my grandparents house and made a peach cheesecake w/my pop-pop, but the top wouldn't spread out right, so i think we mixed it wrong or something...but it still tastes good...Billy says "we should all get together and kill Paris hilton" i think he hates her for some reasonMr. Hank had green pants on today...also one sentence said"Clara molesta mucho"....and we talked about Hocus Pocus *sings, come little children, i'll take thee away, into a land of enchantment, come little children, the time's come to play, here in my garden of magic* and about the flying dog (yes it is a flying dog Jenn) from the neverending story... i forgot to give my recommendation thing to the guidance office....mom's going to kill me...wait...no...she's in the caribbeanmy screenname thing still doesn't work on this computer...i don't know what else to write...oh well...

omg i finally...

omg i finally get a screenname that works and this stupid computer won't let me use it because the pop-up blocker thing won't let the im thing come up!*grrr* this sucks... billy wants to say "why can't they kill Paris Hilton and Nicole Hilton" and he also says "hi"anyway what was i doing???oh yeah complaining...i'm going to go insane here!!!my pop-pop won't watch anything but the news and they don't have a radio!!!!I'm going to go insane if i don't hear any good music soon!!!Plus this internet barely works*everyone around me gasps* and they don't have any good snacks and this isn't a good week for my moods anyway, but now as soon as i get here its "Kristin do your homework...Kristin stop drinking all the milk...Kristin stop feeding the dog cookies...Kristin stop yelling at Billy...Kristin stop trying to kill your brother..."*aaaahhhhh*if u guys wonder why i'm bitchy this week this might be why...ok got2 go were cutting the dog's birthday cake now (i'm not being sarcastic)

yeah...so ...

yeah...so this week i'm at my mom-mom and pop-pop's house...and Bentley is there too(u know the dog) and he keeps barking at a squirrel whenever it passes by. It also happens to be the dog's birthday. he's 2....i seriuosly think mr.stull hates me. friday i forgot my article and he said don't bother turning it in monday b/c it won't count for anything. So i throw it out. then this morning i walk in and he asks me where's your article...wtf! he hates us all...or at least he hates me...also my ss teacher ms.sliben is so stupid. we got our tests back today and next to my one answer which was p, she crossed it out and said it was p...then the next text my answers are F then E. She crossed out F and wrote F. The she crossed out E wrote C then wrote E again and still took points off...Again I was right 3 times and she wrote the answers i had written down on my test which should have been a 100 not a 95...god it pisses me off when people don't beleive me when i'm right in the first place...that reminds me u guys for the 10,000th time, I WAS RIGHT YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!HONESTLY, YOU SHOULD BELEIVE ME B/C WHEN I KNOW I'M RIGHT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT, SO I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!!! ok...yeah...so ummmm...anyways i have to go now and see if my my screenname actually works on this ancient computer...

People should listen to me because i'm always right!

omg last night we almost died when we went to go bowling. 5 minutes after i get there this nazi-bitch lady threatens to call the cops on us. Then we go to Wal-Mart and Joey bought a giant pink ball. then we walk behind wal-mart as it gets foggier...and foggier...then the giant pink ball popped. then we decide to play hideandgoseek. Joey, Nick, Dena, and Erica are hiding. Me, Gina, Drew, and Jenn are seeking. So we walk up and down the street, w/the occasional car trying to run us over, looking for them. Like ten times i said "hey there's like 4 people running over there" and Jenn and Gina said "stop trying to scare us". So eventually we walk back up to wal-mart and wait for them to come back. They get there and say "we were running around like 10 times" Which means ,as always, I WAS RIGHT SO FUCK YOU GUYS!!!! ok I made my point. oh and after i told my dad the nazi-bitch lady wouldn't let us in my dad decided i need to get a cell phone, so yeah...but again, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU ALL KNEW IT, SO FUCK YOU, I WIN!!!!

Best Deal Ever!!

I found one of the best deals ever shopping yesterday...but first i want to say that i finally have a screenname(again)...today i also went shopping for a bag and shoes!!!And they were both on sale!!!And I actually like them...but now to the best deal ever...yesterday mom took me out to get a dress for homecoming, so I asked if we could go to Springfield Mall b/c it's cleaner and we went there. Then came the "fun" part: looking for a dress that isn't ugly and that fits me. so eventually we end up at charlotte russe right?right. i hadn't found anything yet and then a sign caught my eye that read "buy one get one for $1" so i wander over. I go through all the dresses and find two *gasp* i actually like. then i tried them on and *another gasp* they each fit perfectly...so i asked mom if i could get them both and noticing the sign, she said yes. so i was was getting two dresses, and one was going to be only a dollar. then we take them up to the cash register and they were both on clearence!!!and i got a free poncho w/one of the dresses!!!and I ended up buying two dresses in a store where most dresses are $100 for *drumroll* $21.00!!!!yay!!!

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i have a C in math!!!!*does happy dance in head* and i understood what i was doing in there today!!!That's the first time since 5th grade that's happened!!!i can't beleive what we're reading in english...its the play Oedipus...and it's about a guy named Oedipus...who kills his dad...and marries his mom...and has kids w/his mom...but doesn't know it was his dad that he killed, or that the mother of his children is also his mom...ewwwwwww....why are they making us read stuff like this...i get to go shopping tonight!!! *yet another happy dance inside head* and i don't have to spend any of my money!!!yeah... btw Billy wants to know why Paris Hilton, W., and Maroon 5 aren't dead yet...he also says hi...yeah i'm gonna go nowbuh-bye

Its a brand new random quiz thing!!!

New Friends Quiz I found:1.Which one of us is the most psychotic?2.Which one of us is the most normal?3.Who is most likely to wear a chicken suit on any day of the week?4.What material posession is each friend?5.What type of fairy is each friend?6.Most likely to work at a gas station?7.Choose a disney character for each person:8.Which horror movie villian is who?9.Most likely to become a rock star?10.Who will eventually end up stalking a celebrity?11.Who talks too much?12.Who is most like yourself?13.What object does each person resemble14.Who reads Dr.Seuss books at night?15.What candy is each person?16.What is everyone's alternate self?

*screams*o...

*screams*omg today was the "lets make Kristin feel like shit day" at my house!!!*grrr* I get home. Then I go in my room and notice some of my things were moved so i said"Mom why'd ya move all my stuff around??"and then she started yelling at me!!!It's not like I meant to offend her w/my comment or anything, i jus blurted it out and she starts ranting saying things like i'm a bad girl and any other mother would kill me for the things i've done...wtf is she talking about???I sorry but I didn't know that not drinking and not doing drugs and not sleeping w/every guy meant your the evil child in the family!!!*more grrrs and screams*wth is her problem???she jus kept going on and on pointing out everything wrong w/me, making me stay in my room, and then 3 hours later acted like nothing happened...then the school called about Billy and she turned her angerness/parental pms/cursing to him...why are parents like that anyway??? even i don't have as many freakish moodswings as that!!!

I survived chester creek...and other stories

Yesterday we did our science project...and after leaving the creek in weir park and getting the leech off Jenn's foot, went to chester creek *screaming and horror movie music* we were there for about an hour...Gina Nick and Dena might even be dead now, since they actually went in chester creek*screaming and horror movie music...again* and it was glowing this icky green...science class should die a horrible agonizing death that involves crushing and/or burning...I had steak last night for dinner...then we got icecream at Bruster's... it was very good icecream...vanilla w/peanut butter chunks...and it was real peanut butter too...Has anyone else heard the new U2 song???Well if you haven't you should all know that it sucks. *directed to U2*Come on U2!!!I thought you were a good band!!!Why did u turn ur back on the general public???*no longer directed to U2* I guess this is a prime example of how when someone *coughs Bono* pays $600 dollars to fly a hat to his concert, he has sold out...I finished reviewing the Greenday Album today!!! Now i'm going to be a good sister and play video games w/my brother(and win too)

More Unanswered Questions!!!

1. Does anyone really need to know how sausage was made???2. Why are celebrity mug shots funnier than normal people's???3. Why do designers torture us w/bringing back such trends as leg-warmers, and ponchos???4.Why can't somebody kill Paris Hilton???(that was my brother's question not mine...so please don't hurt me)5. Why did U2 create such a uber-crappy song for their "comeback"???6. What is the purpose of spam???7. What exactly is spam???8. Is it true that no one can hear you scream in space???9. Did Flower from Bambi get a sex change before he "grew up"???10. Can you actually hear a pin drop, when technically it doen't make a sound until it hits the floor???that's all for now...but there are still more to come...*meniacal/evil laugh w/eery music*

i should upd...

i should update this thing more...oh wellanyways i'm was sitting here staring at my sparkley toes*toes sparkle* and a thought occured to me...but i don't remember what it was so i won't say anything...waiting for dad to come back w/dinner(which includes fries and onion rings) so i can further stall from doing my english project...yet i'm kind of glad he's gone b/c lately he's been singing(off-key) Time of Your Life and its really bothering me, i mean isn't there a law somewhere saying that parents should not be allowed to sing badly to there children?? well if there isn't there should be b/c it is considered torture and torturing your favorite daughter w/song is wrong!!!i saw the dog last night and he sat on my foot the whole time i was there except when i was eating icecream b/c he was sitting w/my pop-pop eating his icecream...maybe that's why he was so hyper before we came back home...i dunno....dad's home w/ the food so i better go eat...YAY!!!

ok nothing to ...

ok nothing to actually write so i'll do what i do best...ramble. today i made a bracelet and it didn't fall apart and i learned a chord on my guitar...also in english today mr. fin read a paper that was "accidentaly in the mix w/the essays" well let's just say one line in it was"sean connery's sexy body" and i found out who wrote the paper too...but i'm not gonna tell you. Eagles play the ravens tonight...yay...this is no longer holding my attention any longer so i think i'll go take some pictures outside and eat candy

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last night was fun....i found out that in 10 years i'll be a stripper w/implants and bleached hair.Dance was fun too but it went by too quickly. today i was down in havorford w/mom for some ptp meeting and the windshieldwipers stopped working, so we drove home in pouring rain and were lucky we didn't die...later i'm going shopping though*woo-hoo!* hmmm....i think i want a cookie now so i'll go

Yesterday w...

Yesterday was picture day, so we were all supposed to like have a fire drill during math...and they cancelled it b/c they didn't want us standing in the wet grass.WTF!!!Last year they had us standing outside in the pouring rain for an hour, but they don't want us to get our feet wet???*annoyed grunt* Then last night my mom started singing "closer" in a faux-i'm drunk and don't care how off-key i am voice as i'm trying to sleep!And tomorrow I have to start running the mile in gym again...this sucks so much.

Yesterday w...

Yesterday was picture day, so we were all supposed to like have a fire drill during math...and they cancelled it b/c they didn't want us standing in the wet grass.WTF!!!Last year they had us standing outside in the pouring rain for an hour, but they don't want us to get our feet wet???*annoyed grunt* Then last night my mom started singing "closer" in a faux-i'm drunk and don't care how off-key i am voice as i'm trying to sleep!And tomorrow I have to start running the mile in gym again...this sucks so much.

Life's unanswered questions

1.Why would anyone get in a huge uber-fest over aron carter???2.Why does Tony Danza have a talkshow???3.Why are most disney vilians women???4.Why in horror films are the slashers 40 year old men or 10 year old girls???5.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???6.What does it mean to "chuck wood"???7.How long has the mold been in our embarrassment of an establishment we call school???8.Couldn't you just call baby geese baby geese instead of goslings???9.What did that guy from Full House do to make Alanis morisette so angry that she wrote "you oughta know"???10. What should he"oughta know"???thats all for now, but there will be more later...

really bored.....

really bored...listening to dad's Nirvana Unplugged album...nothing better to do then write(or should i say type) here.What should I do???hmmm....I know! I can list more of my "philosophies"
1. There is nothing wrong w/being pessimistic
2. However there is something wrong w/people who are always happy for no apparent reason
3. The trix rabbit deserves some trix. Seriously those kids are mean w/all the refusing to give the rabbit cereal
4. Whoever wrote "It's a Small World After All" was on something
5. superheroes are always so stupid during fight scenes. Example:All spiderman had to do was kick that octopus guy in the balls to win the fight very quickly, but no...he had to ingage in a fist-fight on a train.
ok my boredom just returned...and this only took up 7 minutes...great...well I might as well finish that bracelet i was working on.I'm gonna go now

The beginning of the 9-month horror (not including weekends)

Well today school started at the evil place. So I was already perinoid that I would end up being in all my classes w/people I either don't know or don't get along w/and got a mix of both. 1.I get along w/like only 1 person in world cultures(didn't we have that in 6th grade)and my gym class is just filled w/me 5 seniors, a couple juniors, and many scared/obnoxiousfreshmen(though some of them are nice) Luckily I only got lost twice(and I wouldn't have if they made the schedules easy to understand and didn't change all of those numbers) But only oneteacher got my name right, and after numerous times correcting him, the science teacher still thinks I'm Kristine. This is going to be a thrilling year*she says ever so obviosly sacastically*especially w/the infestation of bugs and mold and field mice(oh my!!)

Hey it Worked!!!

Hey this finally worked for me!!!so since i don't know what to write I'll put my schedule thing on
World Cult New SS
Enviro Sci Stull
StudyHall/Gym/Photagraphy
Music theater
C Lunch
Spanish 3 Diehl
Math Koz (Math is 6 period again...)
World Lit Finocchiaro
Ok i'm bored so I'll go now